My efforts in subsequent KTEH Science 54 Fiction Night contests did not fare as well.  In particular, one contest provided us with an imaginary time machine and asked what we would do with it.  I put together a team of linguistic experts who travelled back to biblical times and used their influence to amend the Bible to include commandments on using birth control.  From comments made by George Sampson’s vacation time stand-in, I gathered that was not a popular response.